im never telling a white boy im egyptian ever again
I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER OH MY GOD
W E V E C O M E F U L L C I R C L E
im forreal in tears right now
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike
i feel as though we’ve had different experiences
"I’m not assigning any homework tonight…"
"…so that you can study for the test I’m giving you tomorrow."
So my friend was talking about the Chanukah episode of Rugrats today… so I decided to watch it.
I saw this, and decided to look up what מוהל meant.
It’s a circumcizer… someone who performs circumcisions… and apparently this one offers them at a “cut rate”…..
that moment when you’re in the mood to study but you don’t understand any of the lessons……