aprithot:

im never telling a white boy im egyptian ever again

aprithot:

im never telling a white boy im egyptian ever again

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

petalpunx:

radzed:

this guy fieri cake is slowly destroying my life


my next bday cake

petalpunx:

radzed:

this guy fieri cake is slowly destroying my life

my next bday cake

scifuck:

WHAT

lilbijou:

lilbijou:

veinteunopilotas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER OH MY GOD

W E V E C O M E F U L L C I R C L E

im forreal in tears right now

fuckyeaharonkwak:

jojje94:

Notification trolling.

HOLY

stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

hotwinger:

"I’m not assigning any homework tonight…"

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"…so that you can study for the test I’m giving you tomorrow."

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estifi:

So my friend was talking about the Chanukah episode of Rugrats today… so I decided to watch it.
I saw this, and decided to look up what מוהל meant.
It’s a circumcizer… someone who performs circumcisions… and apparently this one offers them at a “cut rate”…..

estifi:

So my friend was talking about the Chanukah episode of Rugrats today… so I decided to watch it.

I saw this, and decided to look up what מוהל meant.

It’s a circumcizer… someone who performs circumcisions… and apparently this one offers them at a “cut rate”…..

oknope:

that moment when you’re in the mood to study but you don’t understand any of the lessons……

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